Tomorrow Barack Obama will announce his choice for Vice President. Now, while a lot of speculation has been made as to his choice, most have been stupidly obvious guesses, like an old white guy politician. What people don’t realize is that Obama is a maverick. He’s running a campaign unlike any other before him. He’s not going to settle for anything less than the absolute best running mate ever in the history of mankind. And with that in mind, I present to you my predictions for Barack’s pick:
10. Optimus Prime
If you’re going for leadership, the only one who comes close to Obama is Optimus Prime. He has fearlessly led the Autobots in their endless war against the evil Decepticons for about 80 million years. Despite being an alien artificial life-form from outer-space, he’s all American – Just check out his color scheme. How can you not vote for these guys for president? He also happens to be 10 stories tall. Who’s gonna cross you in hostile negotiations when you have a gigantic fucking robot behind you? NO ONE, that’s who.
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